King of the hill

Since we should get more posting going,I think we need some roleplay games, like KotH (King of the Hill).

The rules are as follow:

No ubering, like no saying that you have a shield that will block everything

No explicit language.

Here is an example.

Me, I walk to hill. My hill

Other person: I push person of the hill, my hill so on and so forth.

I'll start

I Walk up the hill and Proclaim it my.

I Push you off the hill, then i am like, "HAHA" and then sit down and cling to a tree

I cut down the tree and roll you down the hill. MY HILL.

I get into a steam roller and drive up the hill chasing you off.

As I leave I plat a mine underneath the steam roller and you get blown away.
My hill

As i fly away, i land on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise-Z the most advanced enterprise, from the 158th century

I sued time traveling technology to go back to the times when all of the other enterprises (A-Y) and bring them back, with the combined power of all 26 Enterprises i shoot the hill, causing you to run......i beam down to the surface with a security team, and placce a force field around the hill, MY HILL

I uses a shield draining technology I scoffed up from the Borg, drain you shield, and tackle you off the hill.
MY HILL

and she was like, "oh no he diddnt" and i was like "Oh yes I am going to" and i start singing rick roll and you run away

I put ear plugs in and toss cream pies at your face, which you run away to.

I put an indestructable force field around me, genorated from an unprotected genorator outside the shield.

(Hm that is legal lol)

I take an axe to the genorator and chase you away with that same ax. MY HILL

I sit next to you, i pull out a phaser, i set it to vaporise, and i shoot it at you. MY HILL, and you are dead

My ghost comes to the hill to haunt you. You get scared and run away. My hill

I run up the hill, and use a divice to get your ghost stuck in a temporal loop, THE END